Privacy Statement
The following privacy statement does not reflect the concepts or beliefs of this or most of my other websites. I do not collect any personal information from your website, use, sell, rent, loan, borrow, steal, hijack, usurp (not syrup), your name, address, phone number, city, state, zip, county, country, planet, or other place of origin. If you are reading this from our source code, you can probably tell I ain't smart enough to get any of your personal information, anyway. So if you send, via email, snail mail, carrier pidgeon, fax, telephone, or drop a leaflet into my yard, I may end up with some of your personal information.

I have never collected, for posterity, future value, inflation, hobby value, or any other purpose, any personal information. Not even on ME! Further, there is little concern for such information as your hat size, shoe size, hair color, eye color, height, weight, (unless you are a weight lifter) type of car you drive, what you eat or drink, where you spend your evenings, or with whom, or why.

I do not collect any information. I begrudgingly accept that which is sent to us, though I don't want it, generally. In fact, I ain't smart enough to collect your personal information, so I don't. My favorite cookie is chocolate chip. The only cookie that gets near my computer. However, there are cookies on (and in) my computer. They are from others. I can't surf some of my favorite sites if I disable cookies. And I really don't care what info someone has of mine, as I am too poor to be robbed and they just cancelled my last credit card, anyway.

And finally, except for the rest of this stuff, here is some personal information you may not even know about yourself that I collected from my own computer. 1) You can't spell as goodly as me, 2) I can't read as fast as you, 3) Your doorbell is louder than mine, 4) The grass is not greener over my septic tank, ( I don't even have a septic tank, you can call home and ask my wife. WHOOPS, I ain't got one of them either.) Look at all the personal stuff you could collect on me here.

However, I take no active steps to protect your privacy. In fact, I take no giant steps, baby steps, back steps, front steps, dance steps, or other undefined steps to protect your privacy.

This 'privacy statement' was written in the dead of night, by candle light, or a night light. (aren't all lights turned on after dark, NIGHT LIGHTS???)

My mother almost had me committed the other day (she is 72) for trying to read one of her marshmellow cookies. See, this computer stuff is getting to me.

I don't have a credit card account, merchant account, merchant ship, shipping label, label maker, coffee maker, (Whoops! I have two of them.) coffee house, out house, tree house, beach house, retirement house, retirement account, (I think we are back to the account stuff) a Count of Monte Cristo, and can of crisco, or a partridge in a pear tree.

So being so deprived (and after rereading this, depraved) I feel you have little to worry about me wanting any of your personal information. You may have a lot to worry about my sanity, though.

This site does not support spam. Heck, I can hardly support myself. There isn't even a can of Spam on the self in my pantry. So if you get an email from me, (Can you send email using postcard stamps - 21?cents) it couldn't possibly be spam.


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The following privacy statement does not reflect the concepts or beliefs of this or most of my other websites. I do not collect any personal information from your website, use, sell, rent, loan, borrow, steal, hijack, usurp (not syrup), your name, address, phone number, city, state, zip, county, country, planet, or other place of origin. If you are reading this from our source code, you can probably tell I ain't smart enough to get any of your personal information, anyway. So if you send, via email, snail mail, carrier pidgeon, fax, telephone, or drop a leaflet into my yard, I may end up with some of your personal information.

I have never collected, for posterity, future value, inflation, hobby value, or any other purpose, any personal information. Not even on ME! Further, there is little concern for such information as your hat size, shoe size, hair color, eye color, height, weight, (unless you are a weight lifter) type of car you drive, what you eat or drink, where you spend your evenings, or with whom, or why.

I do not collect any information. I begrudgingly accept that which is sent to us, though I don't want it, generally. In fact, I ain't smart enough to collect your personal information, so I don't. My favorite cookie is chocolate chip. The only cookie that gets near my computer. However, there are cookies on (and in) my computer. They are from others. I can't surf some of my favorite sites if I disable cookies. And I really don't care what info someone has of mine, as I am too poor to be robbed and they just cancelled my last credit card, anyway.

And finally, except for the rest of this stuff, here is some personal information you may not even know about yourself that I collected from my own computer. 1) You can't spell as goodly as me, 2) I can't read as fast as you, 3) Your doorbell is louder than mine, 4) The grass is not greener over my septic tank, ( I don't even have a septic tank, you can call home and ask my wife. WHOOPS, I ain't got one of them either.) Look at all the personal stuff you could collect on me here.

However, I take no active steps to protect your privacy. In fact, I take no giant steps, baby steps, back steps, front steps, dance steps, or other undefined steps to protect your privacy.

This 'privacy statement' was written in the dead of night, by candle light, or a night light. (aren't all lights turned on after dark, NIGHT LIGHTS???)

My mother almost had me committed the other day (she is 72) for trying to read one of her marshmellow cookies. See, this computer stuff is getting to me.

I don't have a credit card account, merchant account, merchant ship, shipping label, label maker, coffee maker, (Whoops! I have two of them.) coffee house, out house, tree house, beach house, retirement house, retirement account, (I think we are back to the account stuff) a Count of Monte Cristo, and can of crisco, or a partridge in a pear tree.

So being so deprived (and after rereading this, depraved) I feel you have little to worry about me wanting any of your personal information. You may have a lot to worry about my sanity, though.

This site does not support spam. Heck, I can hardly support myself. There isn't even a can of Spam on the self in my pantry. So if you get an email from me, (Can you send email using postcard stamps - 21?cents) it couldn't possibly be spam.

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